Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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