dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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