She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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