She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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