Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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