what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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