i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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