Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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