He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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