I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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