so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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