she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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