I CAN MOONWALK!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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