When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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