I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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