the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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