I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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