First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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