My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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