id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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