I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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