butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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