do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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