Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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