Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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