i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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