I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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