Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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