So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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