I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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