After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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