Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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