Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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