You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
where does the pee come out of this thing
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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