I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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