But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
