as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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