Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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