Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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