So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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