To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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