I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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