whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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