There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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