I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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