we're blogging at a bar
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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