Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
People in love make me want to vomit
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Houston, we have a blender
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I am naked and annoyed.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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