did you get engaged???
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
