He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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