just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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